I have seen tumblr do some incredible things, and I’m hoping maybe it can come my way too. I have never needed to make one of these posts before, but now I actually need too. Don’t worry, I’m not asking for money or donations!
I have an incredible opportunity to go to school in Ireland, I can go to school full time and get my education. Unfortunately I have three beautiful felines I cannot take with me. Ireland has some weird pet laws, and I’ve tried to find some way around it. When I found out I couldn’t take them I was so grief stricken, they are my babies. I love them so fucking much. But I have waited for this opportunity a very long time and the time is finally right.
What I need is a temporary home for my three babies, I will want them back eventually though. They are very sweet, affectionate (minus Draco, he’s a grumpy loner) cats and I cannot split them up, they are family. I am even willing to give you some money up front for their food and litter. They have been nurtured and spayed and they have their rabies shots.
I have tried looking for months now and I am running out of time, I have even looked for cat boarding houses but I simply cannot afford it. I live in Illinois in the North Chicagoland area and I’d like to stay within the state but I can travel to my neighboring States, like Wisconsin, Iowa, Michigan and that other one south of us.
PLEASE, if anyone knows anyone who is willing to take them temporarily for a year or so, I would greatly appreciate it! Reblog, spread the word, I truly need a helping hand right about now! Please message me or send an ask! This truly breaks my heart I even have to write this. Please don’t let me abandon them to a shelter. :(
If I were in the area I would have been happy to help. If anyone is from their area, please reach out.
I’ve had a cat before I went to London for a year but I couldn’t get her back when I came home and now I never will because she became a true family member of her new family… I hope you will find a temporary home for your cats.
I may be in the wrong continent, but many of my followers are not, so reblog for anyone who is interested in helping out and lives in the right area to do so.
So, let me guess— you just started a new book, right? And you’re stumped. You have no idea how much an AK47 goes for nowadays. I get ya, cousin. Tough world we live in. A writer’s gotta know, but them NSA hounds are after ya 24/7. I know, cousin, I know. If there was only a way to find out all of this rather edgy information without getting yourself in trouble…
You’re in luck, cousin. I have just the thing for ya.
It’s called Havocscope. It’s got information and prices for all sorts of edgy information. Ever wondered how much cocaine costs by the gram, or how much a kidney sells for, or (worst of all) how much it costs to hire an assassin?
I got your back, cousin. Just head over to Havocscope.
((PS: In case you’re wondering, Havocscope is a database full of information regarding the criminal underworld. The information you will find there has been taken from newspapers and police reports. It’s perfectly legal, no need to worry about the NSA hounds, cousin ;p))
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One thing that always bothered me about that picture of mulan, more than the obvious artifice which is pretty out of character, is the colour of her outfit. The general consensus seems to be that mulan took place in the Northern Wei dynasty, but during the Tang Dynasty which preceded it, the colour yellow, especially bright yellow, had become the exclusive domain of the Emperor. And in those times disrespect to the Emperor could cost you your head at best and the lives of you and your entire family at worst. So, y know, maybe don’t put her in yellow clothes.
I love the history side if tumblr
Jack repairing his staff - full sequence in 500x500 gifs
The whole time I was scrolling through this, I was thinking, “It’s like figuring out how gay works.”
One time I went on a date to the Olive Garden and I ordered the seafood pasta. I open up one of the muscle oyster things and low and behold there is a tiny crab in there. I freak out and think it’s the craziest thing ever. I keep talking to my then girlfriend about this tiny crab. How hilariously wonderful it is that the little dude crawled in there in the ocean only to become a freaky little part of my pasta. She is very unamused and clearly wants me to shut the hell up about this tiny crab and be a normal person. She is 0% excited about the tiny crab.
The waitress comes over eventually and is like ‘hey how’s the meal?’ and I’m like ‘awesome, but you gotta check this out! i found a tiny crab in here!’ and waitress freaks out and thinks its awesome. And she is like ‘can I take this to show everyone else?’ and I’m all like ‘hells yeah.’ So she does and everyone else that works there thinks it’s awesome.
Girlfriend SUPER annoyed.
Date the waitress.
Cal Chapman, eternal cool guy
"black friday" more like the day where merchandise is sold for what it’s actually worth
people with small boobs can sleep on their stomachs so who’s the real winner here
OK BUT WHERE DID HIS FACE GO WHY IS THERE NO FACE IN BETWEEN HIS FINGERS
His neck isn’t even coming out of his shirt
California cops are pulling people over for.the.best.reason.EVER. See all the surprised reactions here.
The most wonderful thing I hear is people coming up and saying ‘Thank you for my childhood’, which still blows my mind but is very sweet.